Things I've Learned, Part 1

So, Saturday night, I went out with some of the gang to Howl at the Moon. Fun night, although, I've learned a few lessons:

1 - Bottom shelf whiskey is nothing like top shelf whiskey. Don't get me wrong, I new this before. But, I did not realize the magnitude of bottom shelf whiskey. Now I do.

2 - Switching from whiskey to beer is never a good idea. Why I did this, I don't know. I'm a whiskey drinker....I'll take it over anything. But somehow, if you refer back to exhibit #1, you'll see that my judgement was impaired well before the alcohol ever entered my body.

3 - American whiskey to Mexican Cerveza.....not a smart move.

4 - Mexican Cerveza to Long Island Ice Teas.....still not a smart move.

5 - Sobering up when you have drank the variety that I did takes a LOT longer than you would expect.

6 - Suprisingly (or not so suprisingly), naseau comes on fast after you've stopped drinking exhibits #1 - 4. Also, suprisingly, I kept it down.

7 - The idea of continuing to drink about two hours after you have sobered up from the above drinks.....not so smart.

8 - Very suprisingly - NO HANGOVER!!!!

Last Worthless Evening...

"This is the last worthless evening that I'll have to spend....."

I just took my last final ever. 9 years of college, and it's just come down to one test. In two days, I'm graduating. Weird. This day seemed like it would never come.

Not that I felt that school was worthless...if I did, I never would have gone. But, I do feel that so many of those tests (including the one I took tonight) were a waste of my time and valuable resources. So in honor of the end, I'm on a Don Henley streak...this is the end of the innocence.

Sing with me now...."This is the last worthless evening that you'll have to spend!"